Darth Vader vacationing in Turkey: “This place is my cup of tea!”

By Matt Cates EFES, Turkey (Scum Hive) – After an exhausting press tour for Galactic Empire Studios’ newest box office hit Palpatine: Origins, Darth Vader, the emperor’s right hand man and Dark Lord of the Sith, announced he was extending his European vacation in order to visit Turkey and Greece. “Actually,” he noted, “I’m thinking of cutting out the trip to Greece. You know. Meh. I’ll just stay here in Turkey. This place is my cup of tea! I like the culture, I like to food. The carpets. And I…

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Parody Vader on Vacation

Parody Vader on Vacation, Ep. I: The Parasail Menace After force choking a garrison of Stormtroopers, Parody Darth Vader is ordered to go on vacation by his evil master, Parody Emperor Palpatine. Banished to an imperial resort on an undisclosed planet in the Terra system, Vader attempts to pursue leisurely activities in an effort to unwind. But the Dark Lord struggles to relax, de-Sith, and enjoy his time off…especially when the boat arrives late! Stay tuned for more Parody Vader on Vacation!

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