Darth Vader vacationing in Turkey: “This place is my cup of tea!”

By Matt Cates EFES, Turkey (Scum Hive) – After an exhausting press tour for Galactic Empire Studios’ newest box office hit Palpatine: Origins, Darth Vader, the emperor’s right hand man and Dark Lord of the Sith, announced he was extending his European vacation in order to visit Turkey and Greece. “Actually,” he noted, “I’m thinking of cutting out the trip to Greece. You know. Meh. I’ll just stay here in Turkey. This place is my cup of tea! I like the culture, I like to food. The carpets. And I…

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